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Ed. Note - For those of you who enjoyed this series last year Youth Trai Turner Jersey , we’ve decided to change it up for 2018. Instead of focusing our attention on the head coach of our opponent, we’ve opened it up to anyone affiliated with the organization. So, instead of “Dan Quinn looks like...” you’ll get a collection of jokes about other folks as well. We hope you enjoy this updated format. - Falcons, the CSR staff decided to have a little fun by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.Ed. Note 2.0 - The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who people from the Falcons organization look like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section, and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this and find your name mentioned, we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.CSR looks like: Falcons edition...Matt Ryan looks like the new pastor at a small town church who steals the offering money to cover his gambling habit.Dan Quinn looks like the main heel in every knock off wrestling league.Matt Bryant looks like a character actor who always plays the background role of ‘motorcycle enthusiast’ in every movie.Matt Ryan looks like his parents told him he could be a big boy quarterback, no matter what anybody else said.Steve Sarkisian looks like a traveling salesman who swears his concoction will ‘cure all ails’.Matt Ryan looks like the guy who turns off his lights on Halloween and just leaves a bowl of candy on the front porch with a handwritten note saying ‘take ONLY one’.Matt Bryant looks like both Matt Ryan and Dan Quinn’s stunt double.Steve Sarkisian looks like he still talks about placing 2nd in his 3rd grade Spelling Bee.Matt Ryan looks like a guy who if he wasn’t playing professional football would almost certainly be selling either photocopiers or golf clubs.Vic Beasley looks like the bouncer at the newest dance club who lets girls in based on how hot they are.Arthur Blank looks like the retired lawyer who spends every Saturday playing racquetball at his local YMCA.Matt Ryan looks like a sales manger at a certified pre-owned Honda dealership.Steve Sarkisian looks like the dad who wishes his kids would put their phones down while at the dinner table in a Verizon commercial.Arthur Blank looks like a WWI fighter pilot.Matt Bryant looks like the captain of his auto shop’s bowling league team.Thomas Dimitroff looks like part of him never moved out of his freshman dorm room 40 years ago.Dan Quinn looks like he tells the waitress “light beer is for whimps” every time he orders a Budweiser with his meal.Matt Ryan looks like the guy who got arrested for breaking into an Applebee’s to steal his framed high school football photos after being banned from their bar.Steve Sarkisian looks like a guy who gets unreasonably mad at an Applebee’s hostess when a smaller party that arrived after his is seated before him.Matt Ryan looks like your buddy who got friendzoned.Arthur Blank looks like a guy http://www.authenticscarolinapanthers.com/...-addison-jersey , who knows a guy, who might be able to “grease up” the city council into allowing that building permit you’re having trouble pushing through.Julio Jones looks like a guy who takes basketball at the gym way too seriously.Dan Quinn looks like a guy who spends more time on his riding lawnmower than with his wife and kids.Matt Ryan looks like a dad who does his kids’ door to door fundraising for them.Thomas Dimitroff looks like an insurance salesman.Dan Quinn looks like a guy who once woke up in a Disneyworld holding cell next to a vomit covered pair of mouse ears and with synthetic white duck feathers clutched in both his palms.Matt Ryan looks like he and his wife do not share a bed. Instead they each have their own twin bed on opposite sides of the same room.Arthur Blank looks like he made his money during Prohibition.Thomas Dimitroff looks like the public persona of the villain in a superhero movie.Dan Quinn looks like a guy who will one day start an elaborate blue methamphetamine operation beneath the laundry room of Mercedes Benz stadium. . . Funded by Thomas Dimitroff. . . And assisted by Steve Sarkisian. . . With Matt Bryant as the henchman/bodyguard. . . In a remake of Breaking Bad called Breaking Atlanta.Which ones are your favorites, Panthers fans? Discuss. Blame Cam Newton.It doesn’t matter that he threw for 335 yards, three touchdowns, and completed 71 percent of his passes. So what that he continued to chip away at the Falcons’ defense and put the Panthers within a completion of forcing overtime and even stealing a win on the road before losing to Atlanta 24-31 on Sunday . There’s still a need for Newton’s critics to nitpick and question his skills as a quarterback.Greg Olsen would like to have a word.For eight years, Olsen’s held a front row seat to the “Cam Newton Experience”. He knows Newton’s strengths and weaknesses,believes in the flashy quarterback regardless and praises him in the midst of the haters. “You guys know how I feel about Cam, I’ve been very clear about that for a long time Color Rush Torrey Smith Jersey , “Olsen told Panthers.comweeks ago. “ I think if you ask the guys on this team, the guys that have played with him, you’d be hard pressed to find anyone to say anything bad about him.Obviously, I’d be on the top of that list. I’ve told him a lot, he’s been the best thing that’s ever happened to my career.”In 2011, his first season in Charlotte, Olsen caught 45 receptions for 540 yards and five touchdowns. In 2015, he set franchise records for career receiving yards and receptions for a tight end Color Rush Greg Van Roten Jersey , eclipsing Wesley Walls.In 2016, Olsen became the first tight end in NFL history to record three consecutive 1,000 yard seasons. And if you ask him, these feats wouldn’t be possible without Newton. But, it’s Cam’s fault that we lost to the Falcons Sunday.Granted, Newton threw some errant passes that should have been interceptions. However, those passes were not the reason why the Panthers lost.Once again, Newton had to do more with less–the receiving corps let him down and the defense didn’t bother showing up to play.Newton wasn’t out there with a porousCarolina defense that allowed 442 total net yards. Newton didn’t let the Falcons’ Tevin Coleman become the first opponent in 22 games to rush for 100 yards or more on the defense and let Matt Ryan score two rushing touchdowns. That was all on the front seven. Newton wasn’t responsible for the catchable passes that bounced off the numbers of the receiving corps and rolled onto the Mercedes Benz Stadium turf. That was the fault of receivers such as Devin Funchess and Torrey Smith. Christian McCaffrey led the team in receiving and Jarius Wright was productive in the Panthers’ comeback. Newton remained poised in the pocket andrelied on those short and conservative passes to McCaffrey in the flats to move the chains. For all the criticism that Newton receives on accuracy and his need to scramble and run http://www.authenticscarolinapanthers.com/...williams-jersey , he was composed and in control as he lead the offense on the Panthers’final drive.But somehow, this loss was on Newton?Make this make sense. In fact, make Newton’s endless criticisms and goalpost moving make sense. At this point, it seems as if Newton’s biggest critics and detractors are looking for anything tangible to discount this man and his play and for what?The fact of the matter is, these same critics have been looking for a legitimate reason ever since the Panthers made Newton the first overall pick in 2011.They couldn’t find a reason then and are scrambling and gasping for reasons to bash this man now. At first, Newton relied on his speed too much. So, he tried to adjust by staying in the pocket more. Then, it was accuracy concerns.On the season so far Color Rush Christian McCaffrey Jersey , Newtoncompleted 69 percent of his passes.For his career, Newton is solid at a respectable 58.7 completion rate. Then, Newton was criticized for sulking.Since Super Bowl 50,Newton worked on his poise. His maturation was evident in his drives Sunday. When the Falcons seemed to have control of the game, Newton locked in and fought back. But, Cam Newton is to blame. He’s always to blame.
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